Hilarious Hilarity

Regarding my "new look" at Jono's Very Excellent Thursday Party, I was chatting to Sean online tonite, and he came out with this gem...

maya says (20:57):
im thinking of getting a new ipod
maya says (20:57):
but the one i have is fine
maya says (20:57):
i need to stop buying things
Sean says (20:58):
yes, yes you do
Sean says (20:59):
unless they are maid outfits, then I should be encouraging you
maya says (20:59):
haha
maya says (20:59):
yeh, i gotta say, i looked alright in that outfit
Sean says (21:00):
you should ask yourself out
Sean says (21:00):
but then there is always the fear of self rejection
Sean says (21:00):
hmmm, tough decision

Ah, cracked me up. Maybe I should ask myself out... but then I'd have to buy myself a drink, and I'm supposed to be reducing my spendings!