Sunday, November 26, 2006

Decent mixture

Well, fellow readers, It's been a week since I posted and few event have been and gone over the last few days. In fact, a decent mixture of parties, chilling, adventure and just downright silliness!

Let's start with Thursday. It was off to the Hula Bula Bar in the city for the Movember showdown. There were many dashing moustaches to be seen, but the joy of facial hair was overshadowed by the extravagance of this stunning bar. Imagine Gilligan's Island and mix it with a cruise ship karaoke night. That's the Hula Bula way. Tiki huts, crazy cocktails, a talking squawking toucan, music from the 70's and the best part: Polish beer available from the bar. Awesome. It was just the one beer and much gasbagging at the bar, then it was on to the shenanigans part of the evening.

Meeting at the local McDonalds, a few of us rode off to *secret location of private property* to um, make the most of some bike tyres. For me, the cherry was popped, but the tyre was not. Which was the correct answer, as I was to get a new one fitted the next day. I still have some small rubber pellets all over the bike. Teehee! You couldnt' wipe the smile off my face! w00t!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

It was then over to Scabs for a coffee when one of the workers from the food joint asked if I had been on the girls' run. I hadn't as I had been at Hula Bula, but turns out one of the girls had left her ATM card behind. Turbor to the rescue, making calls; location - Northbridge. So off it was to Northbridge for a juice and a yarn.

On to Friday, where Julz rang me in the morning and asked if I was hungry, the regulation answer being "yeah". So it was off to Han's Cafe for some food, when I got a call from the workshop boys asking if we were heading out to lunch. We caught up in the end and even got the good old corporate card to foot the bill. Thanks guys! On a sad note, I had overindulged in said Chinese food and was so full and bloated for the rest of the day.

Back at work and the boss rocks up a day early (rather than coming in on Monday) - spewin! Luckily, he brought over some Swedes from company that were designers/managers. We got chatting and had a laugh, I hope I made a good impression cos I'm trying to get over there! I nicked off around 2:30 just in time to get my new tyre fitted, brake lines measured and then it was off for fun, frolicking and free drinks in the city.

There was an engineering "do" at Carnegies which included free beers and food (mmm, killer spring rolls, mind you I'm still not really over that big lunch, and yet I'm eating again...) Of course, Ben rocks up like w00t! Hadn't seen him in ages, and he's ever so sexy! From Carnegies it was onto the QV1 party where boring office block people finally get to be ever so exciting. Get a phone call on the way and Nic is at box deli spotting me! BAH! Caught up with Bamber and Nicko briefly, then found Wilson later in the night. The atmosphere there was fantastic, so many people were packed in, but the beer selection was limited and cold enough. Again, it was time to migrate. This time, to the Woodside building for more free beers and much bum-grabbing.

Eric by this stage is getting ripe, while the rest of us are taking it easy, as we either rode or drove. Heineken and Crownies (ew) were coming left, right and centre. We were over it. Onto the Belgian! Julz and Eric decide to stay on, whilst Ben, Matt and I head over towards the West-Ende, bumping into Nic again, still at Box Deli.

The Belgian was mega packed, so we settled for cocktails at Epic and lots more gas-bagging. I had also bumped into Gav on the way out, but didn't hang around too much.
It had been a while since Julz and Eric said they'd come down, so we headed back to the Woodside building and intercepted them heading our way. Oh noes!!!1! we keep going and end up getting lots of white wine. At this stage, Eric starts looking unhealthy. I think its time to bail.

We head over to the carpark and I grab my gear. Eric passes out in Julz's car and I know that won't be a happy ending. Matt and I walk to our bikes where some dude has just dropped his $1100 Arai helmet off his bike *tisk, tisk*. I ride home and get an SMS from Julz "Eric just spewed up in my car" - like I didnt know THAT was going to happen!

Saturday was track day. Julz and I went up to check out Ryan on the Ducati baking up Wanneroo and to sort out my brake lines. Unfortunately, it was a little bit of a waste of time, but going to Maccas for breakfast along the way really hit the spot. Thanks Julz! Got a little sunburnt at the track, but didn't really hang around long enough to get too toasted. It was time to head back and service the bike. After much shopping, Subway and general procrastination, it never happened. Too tired, too hard.

Sleepy time, then off to tart up and head out to the Western Australian Symphony Orchestra with Rob. Like HOMG, tell anyone I was wearing a dress and you die! I dropped Rob back home then headed to the Paddo where I caught up with the PSB crew for the "Thank FCUK exams are over" party. Everyone was in fine form especially Robin, who kept asking me to dance but he was denied. *mental note: pinky promise was made to dance with him all nite next time*. I hung around till the lights came on and even volunteered to drive some people to the Mustang bar for the carry-on. Splash and dash, now I'm here. Nando's leftovers at 1am - super. In all, a decent mixture of events.

Today, I have a BBQ at noon, and I doubt if I'll be very awake before then. I will enjoy my sleep tonite.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Red Bull Air Race - Photos

The Red Bull Air Race was in Perth for the last few days, with the main race day yesterday. About 300,000 people packed around the shores of the Swan River to see the event.

Traffic was a complete nightmare and it was stinkin' hot, so I only ended up staying for an hour or so. Not only that, but there were way too many kids!

In all a great day tho, topped off with some beers and a good sleep. Look mum, no sunburn!








Friday, November 17, 2006

It's alive!

My poor bike had an interesting week to say the least. I finally got around to washing her on Sunday, where soon after I realised that she was running on three cylinders. After much contemplating on the possible causes for the next few days, Julz came round yesterday to strip Paris down for the diagnosis. Dodgy spark plug lead - arcing all over the place.

The culprit.

Today I put the rest of her together; tightened the spark plugs, changed the busted plug end and generally checked over things whilst she had the fuel tank off. After only being able to test the bike for about 5 minutes, it all seemed fine and she was back to four cylinders. Good on ya mum for having a go at me for running the bike at like 7pm! I'll have to check and warm her up tomorrow morning, maybe even go for a blat around the blockas well.

Thanks to Julz, Saf and Leroy for your help and tips! Hopefully the bike will remain stable till something else breaks!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Tiger Lil's

It's 1am on Saturday morning, and I'm exhausted. What a great day I had. No, really. Work was pretty straight forward and I was hanging to go out. Tash had put a note out to head out to Tiger Lil's but somehow I wasn't really keen. So I decided to convince Matt and Frank to come out for a cold bev at the Belgian Beer Cafe first.

I managed to spot Nicko, and Richie with the OC girl (Nicko and I both couldn't work out which one she was as there were two girls) during the night too.

We then migrated to Tiger Lil's where we managed to skip the que. Somehow I managed to dump $100 tonight, but jeez I had a great night.

Highlights were comments on my boobs, Robin giving me a neck rub (resulting in a semi), Daise wearing a mo, Saf and Ryan rocking up being hobos, Matt and Robin giving me "bowling" tips, heaps of glass breaking, feeling up Franks nipple ring and missing out on seeing Tash's boob, Jacob being a sleaze, driving Kyle home to Ballajura via Kingsley, and lots of HO-MY-GAWD and fuuuuly effnik!

What a top night. It was great to meet some new people and catch up with some oldies.

Quotes of the night:
Robin: I've been to Singapore. Trust me, I know the definition of "happy ending".

Saf: Can you take me home?
Maya: Now?
Saf: No, I mean can you "take me home"? *wink*
Maya: Haha! Yeah, no worries.
Saf: Cool. Can we go to your house? Cos like, my wife is at my house.
Kyle: I put her hand down my pants and she was feeling my junk.
Maya: Haha, noone uses the word "junk".

Ryan (to Maya): Yeh-nah. I dig it.

Matt (to Maya): HOMG.

Ryan (to Saf): Like she says "dude" more than you do.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Denmark's answer to speeding

Note: may not be work safe






Thursday, November 09, 2006

'MO progress #2

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The chops got an accidental trim yesterday (musta been thinkin' about me when you were shaving and got excited aye Rhino?) so here's the latest:

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Got mah whoop on!

It was Whoop-Ass Wednesday at the Perth Motorplex last night and I was quite excited. It was the first event I'd been to since last season (which ended in May of this year).

It was going to be a big nite with a few fellow riders from PSB and PR going, including Ryan, Frank, Damon, Reece, Matty, Saf and Matt.

Met up with Ryan on the freeway (apparently for a "quickie in his bushes" - gawd that was funny) and rode down to the 'Plex.

My first run was an impressive 13.405s; which compared to my previous personal best of 13.316s was pretty good. I did end up breaking my PB with a sterling run at 9:30pm:
EVENT: Whoop Ass Wednesday
DATE: November 8, 2006
MODEL: Honda CBR400RR
YEAR: 1992
CAPACITY: 399cc
MODS: Roo Racing Pipe, K&N Air Filter
TIME: 13.296s @ 166.27km/h
REACTION TIME: 0.322s (pro-tree format)
EDIT: that's also a new TOP SPEED!

I got 8 passes in for my $40, of which many I beat Matt off the line and caned him on the 60 footers. Until he got into second gear and it was all over from there. I got a couple of decent reaction times during the night as well: 0.100s, 0.056s and 0.054s.

Racing was over at about 10:10pm so I rounded some troops up to head out to Chelsea Pizza for a feed, a beer and a bag-out on Francesco and people working in IT. Nice catching up with you hobos. Till next time!

And like HOMG! there were no photos of me... :(